After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

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What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

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What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

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Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

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Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

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What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

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What walks on it's hands My uncle

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AIDS

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

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FUCK THE CHRISTIANS

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A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

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What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

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nick ya honkin of b.o m8

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Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

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why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

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Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

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What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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