I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

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What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

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Know what people hated the most? 9-11

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A blind man walks into a pole.

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what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

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falling didnt make the difference

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knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

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Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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knock knock who is there? Jehovah's Witness... IT IS the desire of Jehovah's Witnesses that you become better acquainted with them. You may have met them as neighbors and fellow employees or in other daily affairs of life. You may have seen them on the street, offering their magazines to passersby. Or you may have spoken briefly with them at your door. Actually, Jehovah's Witnesses are interested in you and your welfare. They want to be your friends and to tell you more about themselves, their beliefs, their organization, and how they feel about people and the world in which all of us live. To accomplish this, they have prepared this brochure for you. In most ways Jehovah's Witnesses are like everyone else. They have normal problems—economic, physical, emotional. They make mistakes at times, for they are not perfect, inspired, or infallible. But they try to learn from their experiences and diligently study the Bible to make needed corrections. They have made a dedication to God to do his will, and they apply themselves to fulfill this dedication. In all their activities they seek guidance from God's Word and his holy spirit.

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How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

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hi

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Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

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Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

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There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

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Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

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Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

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How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

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What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

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What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

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I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

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Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

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Theres a man with 2 eyes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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