What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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