What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

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An Asian fails their maths exam.

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How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

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whats hard, its not what you think a penis

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What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

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Your mother is so fat that she once ate an entire peach cobbler in one sitting and chastised herself yet again for her lack of self-control over her eating habits and her need to fill the holes in her self esteem with the short-lived gratification she gains from eating too much of the foods she finds tasty.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

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Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

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im black

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

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Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

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Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

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I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

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I saw a woman get donkey punched in the middle of the street. Nero the clit collector: You know... What is it called when A donkey kinda lifts its front hoove and hits a woman? ...WHAT? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE STARVE TO DEATH BECAUSE OF YOUR COIN COLLECTION? YOUR STAMPS ARE MURDER! (or something) At least my uh... "Friends" survive... SOMETIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!! ...And then I kill them.

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The bear woke up after his long hibernation of the winter. "Boy, am I hungry!" The bear wandered around and ate some berries. "These blackberries are too bitter and unripe for my taste, I'll go eat something else." He stumbled upon a honeybee hive and took some honey out and ate it. He was swarmed and stung by many of those bees. "That wasn't my favorite batch of honey, I'm still pretty hungry, let me go find some other food. He came across a cabin in the woods. "There maybe some food in there." To some, this was known as the Northern Vermont Massacre. It was a tragic happening. The 7 membered family, the Hernandez family, all died that day. The bear chase all of the adult and children and the house and brutally ate them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

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Fox News.

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How do you make an electrician cry? You kidnap him and his mother, tie them both to chairs in your garage, and force him to watch you stab his mother repeatedly in the face while laughing and licking up her blood and tears. Then cut his arms and legs off, lock him in a cage with his mothers body, and go in there everyday and eat a delicious meal while watching him starve to death next to his dead mother.

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What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

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Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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