How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

Jaden McMichael

Aodhan peanut head Hearty

Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

Get in the car.

What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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