- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

rishi is gay (coventry england)

why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.