What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

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what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

A black guy gets a job...

Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

i dont like chris

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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