- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

I'll be back. Please use the door.

what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

i have two hands.

What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

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