- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

i have two hands.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

I'll be back. Please use the door.

Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

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