What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

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What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

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What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

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Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

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What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

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Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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Your mums a penis joke.

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A woman walks into a bar.

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Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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When u r using ur computer and then all the sudden it says reload and something about an error blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah .. ......blah blah blah. Blah blah. Your response: "AWWWWW BITCH ASS FUCK U"......*LEAVES ROOM*..... (HOUR LATER)*COMES BACK IN THE ROOM* "Oh hey, Meet my bff she is from your version of Hell her name is , Vir-is (virus) anyways Vir-is wanted to have sex with u and probably give u a USB Transmitted Disease A.K.A. virus then wwhile u r rebooting Vir-is and I is gonna kill u Toodles

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how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

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im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

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A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

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Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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