- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

What swims in the ocean? Fish

what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

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Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

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