What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

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yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

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why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

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What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

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Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

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Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

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Ju... Just why?

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

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Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

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this is not a joke

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I Stumbled this site and then read some antijokes, then I wrote a antijoke but I couldn't write a antijoke because their Terms of Service were down so then I lied to them saying I've read their Terms of Serivce and then I lied again, told them I were human, argued by saying "barnote plate" to them. They accepted.

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Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

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Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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A man walked into a bar. Ow!

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A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

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Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

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your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

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