- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best joke in the world? This one.

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What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

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