- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

Why did the car cross the road? Green light

What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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