What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

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Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

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A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

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There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

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How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

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whats red and falls from a tree an apple

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why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

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You

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

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There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

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What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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69

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yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

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knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

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why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

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why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

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What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

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Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

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Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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