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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

Snarf Nuggets

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

Civil Rights.

What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

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