Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

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That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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