why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

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Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

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whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

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Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

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