Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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Bob fell off his roof.

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When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

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What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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The Bible

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Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

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What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? *Silence* (The person knocking is deaf)

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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It was a stormy night and a stinking boy was running away from the co-op, he was clutching onto his pocket and constantly looked over his shoulder.... panting the boy reaches for a rusty door handle he opens the door quickly and shuts it behind him. "mam i got tea" said the boy "thanks david we will eat tonight for once" said a big chinned pharaoh.

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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