- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Why is your face? Because.

Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

Q: How does Lady Gaga like her meat? A: Exactly what her preference is.

Society.

A man walks into a bar and asks "Where is your bathroom?" He is directed towards the restroom, where he then covers himself in toilet paper and calls himself a moose.

why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

?"what's up" "A preposition"

Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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