Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

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A blond, teen girl with a pink hat and glasses goes to the doctor, and she says, "Doctor, doctor! I keep hearing bees, whislting, humming birds, and Tom Jones! Whats happening to me?!" The doctor says, "Tinnitus".

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

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Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

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whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

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Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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Anti Joke

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