What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

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You copy and paster!

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Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

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Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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So a frog and a penguin were talking and the frog says, " I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're freezing, but the good news is: We have a conoe!".

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Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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