How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

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What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

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a man is stranded on a deserted island with no food, water or clothing and he comes upon a magical genie lamp, a genie pops out and tells him that he has three wishes, the man asks for food,water, and clothing, the genie says "of course" the man was elated but then the genie says " but i'm afraid to tell you that genies don't exist and your hallucinating from your harsh living conditions...i'm sorry" the man lived two more weeks before dying slowly...

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

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A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

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sexual intercourse.

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A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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