What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What's broken to the side of the road and covered in cookie crumbs? A girlscout that got hit by a car.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

thumb_up thumb_down +1

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

thumb_up thumb_down -9

How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

black people. that is all...

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Two ducks are sitting on washcloths in the middle of a lake. One duck looks to the other and asks, "hey, do you have any soap?" to which the other duck responds, "what do you think I am, a typewriter?"

thumb_up thumb_down -37

A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

thumb_up thumb_down -81

What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

How many licks does it take for a pedophile to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Given a simple random sample of pedophiles, they will most likely have the same statistical standard normal distribution of tongue sizes and saliva efficacy as any other part of the population. Therefore, that question in regards to the tongues of pedophiles is irrelevant and remains unanswered.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

I'm hungry.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

thumb_up thumb_down

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Women's Rights.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

A inventor was wandering around the desert one day, then he found a magic lamp, he rubbed on it and thus came up a genie! The genie asked: What do you want? The inventor responded: Meh, no idea... Thy wish is granted, answered the genie. The now ex inventor never came up with something new ever again.. Moral: Huh?

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops