What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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Do you know what does Wikipedia says about Elton John ? It says that Sir Elton Hercules John, CBE (born Reginald Kenneth Dwight; 25 March 1947) is an English singer-songwriter, composer and pianist. He has worked with his songwriting partner Bernie Taupin since 1967; they have collaborated on more than 30 albums to date.

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Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

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when ever i finish a sentence say im a man Me :i met a girl You:im a man Me: i invited her to my place You: im a man Me: we sleept together You:im a man Me:she wisperd in my ear You: im a man

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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When you wish upon a star... ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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i like cats

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Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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