How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

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^that joke's not funny

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Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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Penis.

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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What did the cat say to another ? meow

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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An Asian child flunks a test.

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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Anti Joke

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