- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

i hate anti-jokes ;)

What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

Those days where everything goes wrong, and you think to yourself "I just gotta do whats right here"... ...Sigh... 2. DO YOU KNOW WHY I HATE YOU SO MUCH? BECAUSE I HATE YOU! (Blame is on me, love and hate are not opposites, send me a copy of your book, and ill rip it out for you)

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

What never seems to get old? AIDS.

What is 6 plus 9? 15.

Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

What's worse than death? Nothing.

Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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