What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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Fags are gay.

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

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Paige

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A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

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Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

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Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This next line doesn't rhyme. Nor does this one. This isn't a very good poem.

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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Those days where everything goes wrong, and you think to yourself "I just gotta do whats right here"... ...Sigh... 2. DO YOU KNOW WHY I HATE YOU SO MUCH? BECAUSE I HATE YOU! (Blame is on me, love and hate are not opposites, send me a copy of your book, and ill rip it out for you)

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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