Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

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What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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Knock Knock! Hmm. I'm not expecting anyone. It's probably just a telemarketer, and I'm not very interested in purchasing anything at the moment. I won't answer it.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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hey

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Test

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What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

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Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

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Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

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What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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Surprise mother father (A+)

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Apple.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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