How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

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det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

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A poor woodcutter accidentally dropped his axe into the nearby river when taking a particularly forceful swipe at the tree he was cutting. He felt so dejected he wept. Then, the goddess of the river appeared. "What ails thee, my dear man?" she asked. "My axe -- it fell in the river!" stuttered the weeping woodcutter. "Do not worryI am the goddess of this river, and will find your axe!" said the River Goddess and dived into the river. After waiting eagerly for several minutes, the woodcutter was resigned to the fact that he had imagined the River Goddess.

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You spent your time reading this and realized there was no joke.

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once upon a time there was a boy

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What's funnier than 68 69

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Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

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A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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Melbourne Football Club.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

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Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

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How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

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Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

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Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish. After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns. Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news. She opens the door and hears Fred sing: "Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"

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a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

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Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

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Anti Joke

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