Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

Chad Wolbert is retarded.

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

Nicole: Shove it where the sun don't shine! Katlyn: I'm richer than you! Nicole: Shut your frickin' mouth! Katlyn: You'll be bankrupt! (This conversation was recorded while Nicole and Katlyn were playing Monopoly. They both died in a car accident later that day...)

Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

We are sorry for being so sorry, and apologize again for apologizing so much... Why wont you just let me apologize? Does this insult you? I apologize. HEY! STOP THAT! I SAID I WAS SORRY SORRY FOR BEING SORRY! FORGIVE ME PLEASE SORRY WHY ARE YOU DRAWING THAT KNIFE OUT OF THE... LISTEN I AM SORRY!!! From my book the boy that cried help too much: The help arrived and the boy was never seen again. TRIPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING! QUADRUPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING...ETC.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

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