- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

It's only racist if you consider them people.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

Whats better than 24? 25.

Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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