What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

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A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

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A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

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What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

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one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

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what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

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What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

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Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

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Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

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A bar walks into a man... Wait...

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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I would rape her

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What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

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How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

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What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

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You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

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an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

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Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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Why did the little girl die Because she was kidnapped by a rapist, and defiled repeatedly, and then to get a ransom from her family the kidnapper slowly pulled out her fingernails and toenails, and sent them to the family the same thing happened with her fingers, toes, hands, feet, arms, legs, teeth, tounge, hair, and eyes, then she died of blood loss after nearly 2 months of torture.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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