what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

Why did the dog eat poop?

Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

What's worse than eating cows. Death

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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