stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

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If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

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the asian kid gets an F

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

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What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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Your mom is so fat...

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what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

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"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

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what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

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My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

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Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

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Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

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A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

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Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

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How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

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How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

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Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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