What happens when you divide by zero? According to the limits in Calculus, 1/x as x approaches 0 becomes closer to infinity, so we can safely conclude that if we could divide by zero, it would be a form of infinity. Positive infinity for 1/0, negative infinity for -1/0 and unsigned infinity for 0/0, as zero has no sign.

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why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

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What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

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Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

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I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

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Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

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Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

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Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

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What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

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Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

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Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

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In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

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Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

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Your mama's so fat.

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Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

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Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

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Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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