- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

At least I dont have AIDS.

Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

She said no

Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

Gingers.

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