3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

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so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r jerks n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

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Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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What do you call it when the sh*t hits the fan? The sh*t hits the fan.

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Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

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what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

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What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

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My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

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Take off your shoes.

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Little Davie was a kid with no arms and legs and one day his friends Came to his house and knocked on the door and asked for little Davie And asked if he wanted to come play baseball..Little Davie replied "I'd Love to but I have no arms or legs" his friends say we know that..We were Just needing a second base..

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On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

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i like pie.

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Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

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vaginas

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Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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