- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

If life gives you lemons, steal the declaration of independance and use the lemons and a hair dryer to reveal the numbers on the back. Then enbark on an epic journey that ends with the discovery of the templars treasure. Lastly, use the money you earned to buy some lemons and make some lemonade.

I died shortly after writing this.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

I share two rooms with my mother.

Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

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