Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

what did the shark do when he died.....

your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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