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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

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Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

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