knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

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Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

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Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

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What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

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Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

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what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

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What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

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The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

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A mans opinion.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold clima I guess this was just a waste of time.

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

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How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

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Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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whats stupid and gay all of my friends

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Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

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What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

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What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What do you call a black priest? A black priest

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What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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