Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

Wombat monkey juice.

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

What is funny about family guy?the jokes

A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

You are Nerochan right?

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