What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

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Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

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Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

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why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

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What did the black kid get for his birthday?

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An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

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A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

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I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

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How did the girl die? 25.

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

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Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

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Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

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Why did the man die? He got shot!

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What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

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TIMMAH!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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