This is a joke

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

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why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

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colby doesnt shave

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Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

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What's the difference between basketball and an elephant? One's a sport and one's a large African animal.

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What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

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Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

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What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

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knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

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What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

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This sentence is false.

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A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

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Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

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Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

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A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

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Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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