Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

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Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

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Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

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From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

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WHAT????

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Hello Braydon

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

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Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

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A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

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there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

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Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

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When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

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What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

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What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

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Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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