there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

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What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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