- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

Yo mamas so fat.

Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

you know whats funny... nothing.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

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