- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

Knock Knock! Come in.

What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

A handicapp walks into a bar

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

obama leadership

yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

Badgers are cool

what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

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