- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

There is no joke here, stop reading.

guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

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