- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women's rights

What did Sally get for Christmas? AIDS

the WNBA

Why did Suzie fall off her swing? She was dead

there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

Why did the man laugh when he saw someone using a shake weight? He remembered Dane Cook's stand up preformance from the night before.

Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

Whats the difference between the black man and the white man? The black man was born with more melanin the pigment in there skin, which would concur the black man did have darker skin. Also, the white man had cancer.

What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Once upon a cross

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure but my guess is that there was some logical reasoning behind the action.

Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

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